Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
New Chunks Explored:	654634	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Items Found:	7923	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1260	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	277
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	6273	Animals Bred:	70
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4320
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	328	Players Killed by Monsters:	5032
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.