Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	641	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8489	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchantments Applied:	140	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	140	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6319	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!