Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8464	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mines Excavated:	2902
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	5967	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ores Mined:	4061
Enchantments Applied:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	301520
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Farms Harvested:	916	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8681	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4178
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Emeralds Found:	1918
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	162
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!