Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	700	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	575958
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
Dragon Eggs Found:	1454	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
New Chunks Explored:	773608	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	151

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4830
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7017
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	741646	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchantments Applied:	51

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3310
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	New Chunks Explored:	296521
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.