Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	115	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3079	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	4078
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1964
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	827965

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!