Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	2307	Mines Excavated:	3185
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2980	Potions Brewed:	123
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	5144

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crops Grown:	6887	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.