Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	New Chunks Explored:	349770
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5559
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	883	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	48

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1870
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	555	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	194	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.