Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Villages Defended: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Falling into the Void: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8478

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Farms Harvested: 597
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Ores Mined: 1472

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 251130
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Animals Bred: 76 Emeralds Found: 5480
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 295
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ores Mined: 3629
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Farms Harvested: 905
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2284 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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