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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	191577	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crops Grown:	2061
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Void Gems Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Emeralds Found:	8743
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	569	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com