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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	3595	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6005	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Runes Activated:	4

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6323
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5381	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1755	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	9312
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co