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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

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1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9614	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	6512	Villages Defended:	8

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	3874	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1427	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3148
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	4704
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2603	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ores Mined:	969	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6908
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1155	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9490
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	1298
Towns Built:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2847	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

play.hopela.fr