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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchantments Applied:	189
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	132	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	4538
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5691
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com