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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

play.vanilla-minecraft.fr

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Emeralds Found:	5538	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	4678
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

51.79.107.45:25570

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

play.craftadia.com

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

play.mythicalmc.com

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

play.spacedelta.net

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

play.minemania.hu

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Play.AeroSurvival.Net

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	7355
Mines Excavated:	2552	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Villages Defended:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

play.thelastblockbender.com

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	405534	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

winter.tf

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	427902	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	876

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Maturecraft.net

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

mine.xyz

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	6628	Animals Bred:	80
Buildings Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

play.aircraftmc.org

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

play.wispvalley.com

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

ppmc.serverminer.com:25577

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

FaithAvenue.host