Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Void Gems Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchantments Applied:	178	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	853

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	127
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.