Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2619	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magic Items Found:	7820	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	812	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”