Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	229307
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Animals Bred:	87	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9704

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.