Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	5251
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8106	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	5310	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	600645
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	9074	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.