Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	83	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4831
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	573	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.