Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1361
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8576	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Farms Harvested:	932
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Dimension Hops:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5262	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.