Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1212	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	2928
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1269	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6661	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5435	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	885	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mines Excavated:	4652

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2496

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6180
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!