Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

activism, bad, Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, equality, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, hormone therapy, hormones, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, smp, social justice, Transgender, Transphobia

Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	6977
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	165
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crops Grown:	7592	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5975
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.