Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	8759
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nomercymc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	2196

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6793
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	518
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Animals Bred:	130
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	8516
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	814148

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Star Shards Collected:	284

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.