Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7031
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	32747	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8533
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Animals Bred:	95
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	125

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	4830	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.