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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Villages Defended:	5

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension Hops:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Villages Defended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	179	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877108
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	988338	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Magic Items Found:	3404
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg