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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4878
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	3865	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchantments Applied:	117
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8106	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mines Excavated:	2563
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	74

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	12298
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net