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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

GodsPvp.net

Factions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	1320	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	5346
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

GodsPvp.net

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3241
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

108.170.17.74

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

TheArMaGeDooM

drc.ms

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	132
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

MC.CRAFT.LV

Mine-Prison

Prison

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Mine-Prison

mc.mine-prison.com

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2323
Star Shards Collected:	91	Players Killed by Monsters:	4183
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

parapvp.com

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	168
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

69.175.43.10

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

mc.blockshed.com

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

162.244.167.82

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

play.coreprison.net

Gruvdrift

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mines Excavated:	3265
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

gruvdrift.cloudapp.net

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

play.GlaicialPvP.net

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

picklecraft.net

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crops Grown:	8397	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

pvp.endersouls.com

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4904	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

djcraft.gamename.net