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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ores Mined:	4899
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6136
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	568994	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	990	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	7351

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	1890
Farms Harvested:	517	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5802
Star Shards Collected:	168	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!