Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	207	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Grief, Griefing, Landclaim, Landclaiming, Landclaims, new, Newserver, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Raidingallowed, Small, Smallserver, Survival, Voterewards

Coronacation

1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

IP – corona.cubed.pro

Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

Voter Ranks

[Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

Common Questions –

How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [Vip] voter rank or higher.

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Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hardcore Anarchy

Anarchy, Deathban, Hardcore, Survival

New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1294	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

pixelcraft

Survival

Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minionsmc

Bedwars, PvP, Survival

MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAlTFdO7IjDHYj2lPMQYbGqVN+ir9vUSFxClMe+HbppgK6+NPfCIK3KiwvbA3peEdr9kKiyGBS1NVbPwKj+qrX6NrN9w2wGwPH0/qc+qVyK45zIoLXraFNbcOavHqqZRg5KdQOZKBWpSCsjtklmtplDKdLpvECPjhNiDhlsRsJivjCt4eAG5fQukaTbMSweowW/R4LmCdCgI+/oUDjavG8ydHPcqqtwnN3VWFHH/LjQXeqiu5u9BtuFwQW171OXsmMVYEQ2kok+jdIfgtXZN5gmeHTwxvDKkN/qf3t4u5/6Oo8DyZKeT6i8gr7/sh6ZpnQ/cY4kujkKf1BE3n062HAUQIDAQAB

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Velaris

Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Velaris!

ALL GIRLS

– New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoldSMP

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

Antigrief, best, Claim, Collectibles, Community, Crates, Events, Friendly, Fun, Land, Lgbtfriendly, Lgbtqfriendly, Nogrief, PvE, Ranks, Semivanilla, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

SwanCraft

In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

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IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA

Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

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✨ Map Info ✨

Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k

✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

✨ Events ✨

Falling Crate Keys

Map Art Contests

Movie Nights

Build Contests

Art Contests

Discord Events

Special themed events

When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.

NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4556

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

3319325537721648691

Survival, Vanilla

Want to try the hardest seed in Minecraft?

We host an SMP server running the hardest seed in Minecraft Bring your 200 IQ and join our server to try this famously difficult (100% real) seed spawn See how far you can grind in this resource-scarce island mini world Compare your progress, stats and screenshots of your builds with other players Server IP: play.3319325537721648691.com Learn about the history of the seed: https://discord.gg/GXyKx7cWmd

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VentureLand

Abilities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hardcore Pvp, Loot, Pve Economy, RPG, Skills, Unique

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aerouant Smp

Vanilla

This is The Aerouant Smp

>We have a strong, friendly, growing community and staff

>The Smp is completely vanilla

>Become a part of a group for a goal or idea.

>We welcome content creators to stream and make videos on the Smp, I plan on posting some myself

>We are looking for more staff specifically for the Smp as the server is getting larger and can no longer be managed by me and some friends

We look forward to meeting you

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.