Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	544	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion!Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists!Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all!KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2643
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.