Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Void Armor Forged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4680	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Libton-Craft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!