“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Buildings Constructed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9626	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3496	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	4075	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	8

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

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RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

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Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Votes:	7323
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3812	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	684	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

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TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

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Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

TumbleweedMC.com