“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	9230	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2992
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Farms Harvested:	721	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3907	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	792370	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6788	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7177
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	96	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3254
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2776	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	845

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	258
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net