“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	202
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	4187
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	7027

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8867	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	4863
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1926

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	9020	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3416	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

play.groundedmc.com:25566

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

209.192.242.148:25592