“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	268	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3116

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8721
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8804
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	406	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Items Found:	6014	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	967	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Void Gems Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Magic Items Found:	4829	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com