“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	264	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6945
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	1056	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Animals Bred:	161	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	133	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3806
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Emeralds Found:	3247	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
New Chunks Explored:	857131	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Votes:	9012	Animals Bred:	88
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	7697	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

play.megga-craft.com