“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1688	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	175

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magic Items Found:	4294	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7659
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	6

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	4358
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	4771	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net