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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.
