“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9562	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Isaiahman03Network.exaroton.me:17437

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	237
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

skincraft.shulker.xyz

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	5375
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2294	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

play.honeyberrymc.com

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crops Grown:	2023
Enchantments Applied:	227	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	915412	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

rainmasyand.fun

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Magic Items Found:	4376	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

play.fusemc.net

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

vh.echosmp.com

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	176
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

hy-pvp.com

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8678
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

play.craftingrealm.tk

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	501	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Animals Bred:	146	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

simplesurvival.fun

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co