“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

THE LOWER LEVEL

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	8305	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the lower level!

Unlike most servers, the lower level is completely underground! Large tunnels connect towns and structures. This server runs a 1.4.5 craftbukkit with many plugins including factions.

We hope you like it!

67.212.180.44:25565 Come try it out!

67.212.180.44

OverCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	499167	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	640
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

play.overcraft.net

MCN: Creative

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2518
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

c.minecraftnations.com

Lost Islands

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3755

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

play.lost-islands.info

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

play.stardew.net

Search& Destroy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	733	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635405

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

sd1.playeoe.com

Synergeo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

119.252.190.76

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	974	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

sneakattackcraft.com

FreeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

s.freecraft.eu

Vanilla Dimensions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

85.236.102.10:28165

CrusaderCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

37.59.137.201

Finally Minecraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9728
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

198.154.105.227

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

teamcraftserver.com

SlayerCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

s46.csrv.pl:39774

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6178	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

mc.iceycraft.org