“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2914
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Galaxy Land

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

galaxyland1.aternos.me

RPG WorldCraft24

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

RPG.worldcraft24.pl

Xeno SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

8009252425.exaroton.me

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	105
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

mineclan-esp.com

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

mc.pilotdan1985.com

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
New Chunks Explored:	696038	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

MilanCraftSMP.aternos.me

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	254	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	379030	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

CCMMO.net

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4702	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1316
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

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Swertynow.aternos.me

Feed the Beast Unleashed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6596	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

beast.pwnz.org

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

JoshsSMP.aternos.me

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	262
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

mc.dubcraft.net

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

51.255.85.43:25582

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9235	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

173.208.222.174

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

nando_lol.aternos.me

XiferWars PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	401675	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

198.154.105.246