“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4365
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	1052
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	64304	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

F-C-N.us.to

EfsaneCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

185.12.111.6

MooshServers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4562	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

216.172.108.187

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4091	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

mc.masterminerz.com

MildSeven FFA Community

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2024
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	5569
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

77.111.253.45

EpriMC

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3929	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

rautamiekka.org

VitalFactions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Please Join!

173.236.60.84

Rising Hero

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

This is server is made for the Rising Hero in you! Ride dragons and pvp. Also there is an economy, where you can eventually become rich!

192.210.194.93

BozzPvP¨1.5!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8737
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

welcome to the brand new server, BozzPvP have a good time 🙂 the server is made by detail but if u find any but just report it to any staff on the server and it will be fixed! Plugins we want u to know on our server: Chestshop (we have fixed dupe) Essentials this server is now 1.5!!! McMmo GroupManager Factions MCBans PlayerHeads

37.59.237.239

MineNerds 1.4.7

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to MineNerds! We have factions and Mcmmo it makes a great combination you can grief, raid, steal, and PVP! Bring friends to get diamonds! This server has 15 slots and is 24/7 it is hosted by Beastnode! We also have Mob Arena!

75.127.11.88

OGPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Hi guys! I am Matt, the owner of OG, and I am here to give you guys a brief explanation of what our server is about..I know this is probably cheesy, and many servers/server owners say this, but OG is truly about the players. When you log in, you will see all the staff hard at work helping all the players who have questions, simple or hard. You will see the owner (me) hard at work building, adding new cool features to the server, or also helping players. And you will see players pvping, yelling at each other (in a competitive way), and people throwing items at each other (normally dirt).

Plugins include things such as: Matt Crypto- a crypto currency plugin Jetpacks – Jetpacks fly endlessly 😀 Factions – (we all know what this) 1v1s – A custom plugin that allows multiple 1v1’s to happen in the same arena, and allow for spectators to see all fights. And various other showy and/or functional plugins!

original-pvp.net

DAScraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Features: Survival Hunger Games COD style zombies Factions

dascompany.apmx.net

Dark Infinity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	502
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Description

mc.dark-infinity.net

BallaghCraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

BallaghCraft! A Fun MineCraft Server For Everyone! Unique Spawn with portals to Mini-Games, Survival-Games,Survival worlds, Mini-Games and more PvP, Spleef, deatmatch, SkyGrid, Plotworld etc.

Nice and helpfull Staff with access 247. Staff positions available.

188.165.3.36

Ramaniacraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9284	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

A server for everyone 😀

Server Addresse: 85.131.147.125:25565

85.131.147.125