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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5810 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3493 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.