“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	4796	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Votes:	1502	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	53
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	445
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ores Mined:	6816

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Farms Harvested:	890	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	888478
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	4290
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	3911
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3619
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr