“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9104

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1529
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8234	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3333
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5672

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	257	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Emeralds Found:	9946	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Emeralds Found:	9734

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	475907	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	6066	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6225	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	85	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	549777	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

play.evolvedsurvival.org