“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	185

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	2772	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Zombie Dances:	6

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	399079
Enchantments Applied:	85	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	555	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2300	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ores Mined:	2564	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun