“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	6733
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	260	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	130
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Potions Brewed:	85	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8070	Mines Excavated:	3355
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	355560	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runes Activated:	8

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	2870	Villages Defended:	16
Buildings Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3190	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8486

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3646
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	2773	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com