“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3547	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	2116
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	471
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Emeralds Found:	580

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	577	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3221	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us