“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	9514
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7417	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	New Chunks Explored:	746604
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	111	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

play.coralcraft.xyz

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

mc.FnafSisterServer.net

All Games – ATM8

FTB

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

atm8.kullgames.com

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

mc.twotimesacharm.com

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

mc.ipocketisland.net

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

playchorus.com

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	84	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

EagleMc.net

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	281
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

undonemc.com