“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7442
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3279	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9565

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3248
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Farms Harvested:	701	Ores Mined:	2649
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	579
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2497
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	362	Crops Grown:	9884
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	5416
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	176	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com