“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

play.mctribes.net

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	674	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

crafted.mc-realms.com

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2023	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

mc.blossombuilds.com

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	9363	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8476	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Night Skies:	3

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	1733	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3622
Magic Items Found:	5912	Towns Built:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

mc.kotbgaming.net